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Download Epub Format Á Divine Misdemeanors PDF by Ô Laurell K. Hamilton This book was lacking plot than any other I have seen form LKH We started out with a good mystery story but it quickly dissolved into a bunch of random mini dramas with her harem Not even original drama at that More than a few times throughout this book i recognized scenes and descriptions almost word for word form previous books Not just a writing style, but almost a copy and paste job There were three pages describing the licking of icing off a cupcake Three pages They served zero purpose Random descriptions of hair, and clothing choices took up of the book than the actual crimes and murders at hand. Another good portion was filled with recaps of the previous books While i understand that some small recapping is necessary for those who haven t read all of the books, or a little memory refresher, when a book is this short and than half of it is not related to the story at hand that doesn t leave much meat left This would have probably made a good short story Maybe even a side plot to something with to it, but as a stand alone novel it seemed as if this was just fleshed out with filler in order to make pages. perhaps it is time for LKH to step back from the series she writes and take some time off Recent books are reminding me of when bands put out cds of 99% filler just to fulfill contractual agreements In the end this just left me shaking my head and making disgusted sounds as i went through the pages. This book is brought to you by the words, Copy and Paste Seriously, Hamilton has always been a lazy writer in desperate need of a thesaurus but this book really takes the prize The EXACT SAME SENTENCES were featured over and over in every chapter This book reverted to the all boring sex scenes, no plot problem she s had in other novels and it seemed like each sex scene was a template of the same descriptions, actions and words into which she simply changed the name of the male partner as needed. The so called plot of the book is treated like unwanted leftovers barely included to give a slight connection between the repetitive and boring sex scenes She shows up at a crime scene, makes a few comments, then goes home, sleeps with guys repeat for two hundred pages until another character comes by and explains the ENTIRE mystery to her, giving her the answer so she can rush in and have a five page finish to the storyline. It s all so completely and utterly pointless Literally nothing of value happens Anything that does happen takes place in one sentence blurbs that never get followed up on if that The cover claims thatdark suspicions of banned magical activities swirl around meand yetthat s not even in the book Not a single sentence The cover also claims,Mortals I once healed with magic are suddenly performing miraclesto which you get one dream sequence about four pages long. Hamilton may have meant for there to be a storyline but she obviously forgot to include it in the published book. 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I just had a problem with the NON STOP part of the sex Of the 365 pages in this book, I got the sense that 320 of them were sex scenes, most one after another after anotherLaurell dear, if you are out of ideas, shelve the Princess and do something elseDont rape your fans for the price of another P M G book, then fluff it with nothing but sex. Maybe it wasnt just the volume or percentage, but the repitiveness of it that really burned meHow many times did I read guided him to my opening oh, and SCREAMED or SCREAMING We get it, she is enthusiasticScreamers are overrated It is hard to handle your business with a woman who is constantly trying to shatter your eardrums Though it is healthy for the ego, I can t recomend it long term. Certainly you dont want a church mouse, but every encounter is scream worthy Seems unlikely to me. Unless you want pornography, but are too shy to purchase pornography I wouldnt recomend this to anyone who isnt just looking for cheap thrills with less stigma than a dirty magazine book I really like this series It seems that I like LKH s writing style As expected, hoer books are not for everyone, you either really like them or you really don t but if you stuck to this series til here, you probably d0. So the story continues This book is of a filler for the series, nothing will happen if you skip it and go to the next one I think the previous book was meant to be some sort of ending But well, I m really glad the story keeps on, I really am curious to see how everything will end and there aren t a lot of books that make me curious. Can t wait to try the next and, for now, the last one This is the 8th book in Laurell K Hamilton s Merry Gentry series. Ever since Narcissus in Chains Anita Blake 10 I have preferred Hamilton s Merry books to Anita At least in the Merry books all the erotica, orgies, BDSM etc is legitimized by Merry and her men being Sidhe fey who are a very sensual, sexual species Plus it was essential to the storyline that Merry have as much sex with as many of her men as possible since she was in a race to make an heir and be crowned Queen of the Unseelie fey court All the sex was for a legitimate reason versus Anita s sudden downward spiral into sluttiness, despite being a morally upright character prior to book 10. So, I am a fan of Hamilton s Merry books But to be honest I thought the series could have happily concluded with book 7, Swallowing Darkness , because a huge story ARC was wrapped up nicely I was a little cautious going into Divine Misdemeanors because I couldn t really gauge where Merry s story would go since so much was concluded in the previous book. I was right to be wary Divine Misdemeanors flounders from page one Merry is back to being a Private Detective and the opening chapter has her consulting on a crime scene Once upon a time Laurell K Hamilton could masterfully mesh science and crime fiction she was at the top of the Urban Fantasy genre with her Anita Blake series But her Merry books have never had the same crime fantasy angle as Anita , so I don t really know why Hamilton felt the need to start now in book 8 Merry was always the series that explored politics, royal families and despotism The crime storyline in Divine is boring, made so by the lack of uber villain Queen Andais. Queen Andais is to Merry what Belle Morte is to Anita a seriously delicious, conniving mega bitch Hamilton may lag behind in plot and spout tired and trite sentences in her many sex scenes I screamed my orgasm into his mouth , so tight, so wet etc, etc, etc but she knows how to write a good bad girl Queen Andais is Merry s aunt and reigning Queen of the Unseelie court She is also a raving lunatic, and sado masochist She is an atrocious character so evil that she s fun to read and her absence is keenly felt in Divine Misdemeanors. In previous books Merry Gentry did a good job of exploring politics through mythological creatures observing the tyranny of autocratic leaders, and the power plays that go on behind closed doors It made for fascinating reading From Merry negotiating a treaty with Kurag, the Goblin King not David Bowie, unfortunately to playing humble before her insane aunt, Andais But all that is missing from Divine I really hope that Hamilton turns it all around in book 9, because the crime storyline may sometimes work in Anita s universe, but it certainly doesn t in Merry s The best part in all of Divine Misdemeanors comes when Barinthus Sidhe politician gives Merry a dressing down for refusing to step up and become Queen that was the only high point in the entire book. I m not really all that surprised that the plot of Divine Misdemeanors was lacking Tags for Hamilton s books on. com are along the lines of erotica without plot While that was the case with her recent Anita books, Hamilton s Merry series did have previously interesting plotlines with heavy does of erotica but in Divine Hamilton falls into the same traps. It s actually pretty funny Hamilton tries to inject her vapid sex scenes with legitimate character discussion, with hilariously bad results While having sex with Sidhe Goblin Kitto, he and Merry randomly get onto the topic of her alliance with the Goblin King As though she realizes that all the sex is getting in the way of storyline, Hamilton tries to negotiate by combining the twoBut what does all the politics have to do with the oral sex in the privacy of our own bedchamber Exactly. To be honest, I was halfway through Divine Misdemeanors and seriously considering giving the entire series the flick from here on in Then Hamilton pulled out one line of dialogue that gave me hope that books from here on in will become interestingAre you all going to be sitting in some rocket powered car a century from now telling our children about me From book one we ve known that Merry is mortal her mother was part human, while her father was Sidhe Merry is aging at a slow rate, but she will eventually die of old age while Merry s men are all immortal Merry has said in passing on several occasions how sad it is that she will one day die, while her lovers and children will go on without her I ve always thought it was odd that Merry has never had a little cry about this fact She s just fallen in love with all these Sidhe men, she s pregnant by six of them and while pregnant with these fey twins she has the knowledge that she won t be around to watch over them forever, while their fathers will It s mentioned a few times in Divine Misdemeanors which leads me to think this will be the focus of book 9 If so, that s one storyline I would love to read about, so even though number 8 left me cold, I do intend to read book 9. The plot was somewhat tighter whodunit wise only and It was fun to see some of the characters from book 1 again There were some vaguely touched upon interesting developments concerning the human soldiers she saved last book, the gangs home away from home, and in Merry s demeanor But this still is LKH we re talkin bout so there s still less editing than healthy, sex with random side characters than necessary, and abounding wtfery How she can spend pages upon pages sexin the goblin boy wonder and other assorted fantastical navel gazing but not explore the interesting turns of events or characters is beyond me The stories still grip me, but it often feels that they re scribbled in crayon compared to the rest of the dark fantasy genre Adult, YA, or heck even some of the Children s novels. In Los Angeles, demi fey are being killed in a certain way, the crime scenes bloody close to illustrations in storybooks Twould make a macabre but compelling plot, but instead here it s only a sub plot For a private detective, Merry Gentry doesn t seem to do much work In this tome, she visits crime scenes, a lab, and basically does a lot of talking There s no personal danger for her, considering she s guarded by at least two men at all times So if you re looking for a thriller or mystery, you ve come to the wrong book. If relationship melodrama is your thing, you ll gobble up Divine Misdemeanors If you thought becoming pregnant would kill Merry s sex life, you re strongly mistaken She has five different partners in this series s eighth novel, and her snatch continues to be magical Shagging in the sea creates a new sithen, and shagging a demi fey makes the male grow to human size and not just in the pants department Not kinky enough for you Apparently tentacles go for boobs, because the appendages have spines, and would likely damage a snatch, perhaps even Merry s magical one. The storybook serial kills are fascinating, but they barely get a look in here Don t bother buying the hardcover wait for the paperback, or just borrow the hardcover from the library But really, if you never get to read Divine Misdemeanors, you re not missing anything of note.
Merry and her Muppet multi color haired men are back, but definitely not for the better This book didn t do much for me I have enjoyed the series, but one of the biggest problems has been when the plot drags This particular book dragged for me The Queen of the Unseelie Court did not make an appearance in this book, and she is one of the interesting plot pieces in the series As usual, Ms Hamilton could use a better editor The redundancy of the text kills me This next snippet won t spoil the story, I promise but I just have to share I edited out some text in What were they wearing, Bittersweet Plastic What do you mean, plastic Clear plastic like you wrap leftover food in You mean they wore plastic wrap What color was the plastic It had no color, Do you mean, asked Lucy, that it was colorless That is what I said I m not sure why I keep doing this to myself I spend money on LKH book and then feel like a shmuck afterwards Allow me to explain. This is book 8 of a series 8 books and all that has happened with the Merry, a half breed fairy princess living in the U. S is 1 Knocked by multiple men if you are scratching your head, just roll with that idea because it is magic ,2 She has killed her sadistic, murdering and raping cousin Prince Cel and3 The mother earth goddess has named her queen of fairy but the majority of the other fae will not accept her because she is a half breed. Yup 8 book that that is the advancement of the plot. The plot is loosely linked by multiple sex scenes It is obvious LKH is vicarously living out some fantacy of have a male harem with a bunch of long haired metro sexuals Somehow Merry Anita Blake loves the 30 guys she is sleeping with She loves them so much that even when her hot box is worn out by multiple gang bangs she is so over come but lust for just about any man that she can get over the pain and can satisfy yet another guy One of harem always develop some sort of new power through intercourse Feel free to skip the sex scenes cuts out half of the book , I do The formula of her books is simple First you run around like headless chicken trying to solve some type of crime Second you fight amongst your selves and Merry Anita Blake has to put the male in their place Third mystery is solved by happy accidents no real crime solving skills needed Four battle villain don t forget to find out why villain is a psycho, not enough hugs as a child or some such crap and kill said villain Five she goes off into the sunset with her harem. Well as bad as the books are, I am always entertained maybe that is why I keep buying them. Spoiler AlertA group of the most powerful people on the planet had to put together a strike force to stop the killer Tinkerbelle.
Laurell K Hamilton is one of the leading writers of paranormal fiction A 1 New York Times bestselling author, Hamilton writes the popular Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter novels and the Meredith Gentry series She is also the creator of a bestselling comic book series based on her Anita Blake novels and published by Marvel Comics Hamilton is a full time writer and lives in the suburbs of St Louis